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zainyk:

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It took them a couple of months, but The Muppets have formally responded to Fox Business’ claims that they were brainwashing kids into hating big oil companies. (Which, mind you, they later apologized for.) Kermit’s take? “And besides, if we have a problem with oil companies, why would we have spent the entire film driving around in a gas-guzzling Rolls Royce?” 

Gretchen Carlson is having a full hog roast on a spit tonight because of this.

The Muppets can do no wrong. (Well aside from that awful appearance on Project Runway All Stars.)