Found: An image of Michele Bachmann jumping the shark.

sleeplessinsouthie:

now let us never speak of him again

Marcus knew what was coming all along. Why do you think he was out shopping?

Everyone loves a good Marcus Bachmann reaction shot. Oh, here? We’re just talking about how Marcus went shopping for doggy sunglasses during the Iowa Caucus — ya know, while his wife was out running for President. Such a good househusband. (h/t Fauxjob.com)

“Our Goal!” Matt Stopera gets an inside look at Michele Bachmann’s Iowa Headquarters in Urbandale. Question: Is Michele’s goal to remain outside the White House in 2012? 

Bye Bye Bachmann,
I’m won’t miss you at all;
Bye Bye Bachmann,
Took too long for you to go.
No more corndogs,
Or enslaving the gays;
I won’t cry Bachmann,
When your covers have gone away.
I won’t miss the way you smize,
your proposed tax hikes;
or those historical rewrites,
But at least Marcus dressed you right!
Bye Bye Bachmann,
I never had migraines before;
Bye Bye Bachmann,
Guess I never cared,
Guess I never cared,
Guess I never cared!