The Proust Smackdown: Clooney vs. Craig vs. Damon! Hollywood’s three most outspoken leading men fill out Vanity Fair’s Proust Questionnaire. Check out a few answers from the February issue. [Cover]
If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be? My dog — he lives better.
When and where were you happiest? In our bed, making our children, and in the hospital watching them being born.
What is your most treasured possession? Apart from my penis and my health?
—I would like you to read my novel and get your opinion.
Ernest Hemingway: I hate it.
—You haven’t even read it yet.
Ernest Hemingway: If it’s bad, I’ll hate it. If it’s good, then I’ll be envious and hate it even more. You don’t want the opinion of another writer.
[New goal in life: Be more like Hemingway.]
“Winter is coming.” —Game of Thrones
“It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.” —Rebecca Black
“Winning!” —Charlie Sheen
“What is a ‘weekend’?” —Downton Abbey
“Treat yo self.” —Parks and Recreation
“Tween wave.” —South Park
“Fuck this shit!” —Homeland
“You is kind, you is smart, you is important.” —The Help
“Adorkable.” —New Girl
“That shit cray.” —Watch the Throne
“Me and my boo[f].” —Beyoncé, “Countdown”
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