“It would be much more interesting for you to play this kind of character. You don’t want to go your whole life playing these beautiful girls. You want to play some bitchy parts. It’s much more interesting for you.”
-Woody Allen’s advice to Rachel McAdams, on her role in “Midnight in Paris”
Mean Girls: Plastic Bitch
The Notebook: Crying Bitch
Wedding Crashers: Unmarried Bitch
Red Eye: Terrorized Bitch
The Family Stone: Liberal-NPR Bitch
Married Life: Cheating Bitch
The Lucky Ones: Private Bitch
State of Play: Nosy Bitch
The Time Traveler’s Wife: Waiting Bitch
Sherlock Holmes: Cunning Bitch
Morning Glory: Working Bitch
Midnight in Paris: Stuck Up Bitch
—I would like you to read my novel and get your opinion.
Ernest Hemingway: I hate it.
—You haven’t even read it yet.
Ernest Hemingway: If it’s bad, I’ll hate it. If it’s good, then I’ll be envious and hate it even more. You don’t want the opinion of another writer.
[New goal in life: Be more like Hemingway.]
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