William Shakespeare’s Star Wars. [via]

She said. She even started calling the squirrels running around in the park Mr. Whitmans.

—Kerstin Gier, Ruby Red

Reading Is So Hard. Here are some ultra-condensed versions of literary classics.

From the heart of the forest lifted the hair at Harry’s brow. He knew that they would not tell him to go, that it would have to be his decision.
”You’ll stay with me?”


“Until the very end,” said James.

Tony & Kevin reading from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Glue. Read the first chapter of Steven Soderbergh’s Twitter novella.

Spoiler Alert: The Great Gatsby.