1. #PlusOne. Kim K.’s bachelorette party in Paris.

    #PlusOne. Kim K.’s bachelorette party in Paris.

  2. Temptation's Ava's Greatest Words Of Wisdom:
We have over a billion dollars walking in and out of these offices looking for love, and we have a standard to uphold. 
A degree on the wall, without labels on your back, is nothing.
You really need an iron to that skirt.
You don’t breathe in Hervé.
When people look at you, it reflects bad on me. They don’t think you have a mirror or a friend, and they know we’re friends! My friends don’t look like this! 
You have to make a man remember you. 

    Temptation's Ava's Greatest Words Of Wisdom:

    We have over a billion dollars walking in and out of these offices looking for love, and we have a standard to uphold. 

    A degree on the wall, without labels on your back, is nothing.

    You really need an iron to that skirt.

    You don’t breathe in Hervé.

    When people look at you, it reflects bad on me. They don’t think you have a mirror or a friend, and they know we’re friends! My friends don’t look like this! 

    You have to make a man remember you. 

  3. Praise Yeezus.

    Praise Yeezus.

  4. Rihanna Versus Kim.

    RiRi: 

    Film: Battleship
    Opening Weekend Box Office: $25.3 million
    Total Lines of Dialogue: 68
    Total Word Count: 318
    Best Line of Dialogue: “Mahalo, motherfu-“
    Acting Review: “What you might not foresee is that Rihanna, playing a weapons expert, doesn’t embarrass herself as an actress; she neither hits the heights of Mariah Carey in Precious, nor the depths of Carey in Glitter.”

    Kim:

    Film: Temptation
    Opening Weekend Box Office: $22.3 million
    Total Lines of Dialogue: 53
    Total Word Count: 599
    Best Line of Dialogue: ”That’s not makeup. That’s makedown.”
    Acting Review: “…thoroughly repugnant, like Judith’s shallow, clothes-obsessed co-worker (Kim Kardashian, whose monotonous line readings demonstrate that she saved her real acting talents for her sex tape).”

  5. True in 2007. Still true now. 

    True in 2007. Still true now