#SideBoob. Ellen catches a glimpse of Katy’s dress.

Best Original Song: 8 Unexpected Artists Eligible For An Oscar.

If Katy Perry gets nominated for “Wide Awake” we might as well all go home and forget about life. But I love the idea of Matthew McConaughey performing his raunchy ditty in front of the Academy. 

Her cameo as Minnie’s pie was cut for time.

Barbara Walters confuses fascinating with obnoxious for her annual special, “Most Fascinating People of 2011”. Airing tonight, this year’s profiles include: 

The Kardashians, Herman Cain, Amanda Knox, Simon Cowell, Donald Trump and Derek Jeter.

Less annoying profiles are Katy Perry, Pippa Middleton and Modern Family’s Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson.

Oh hey, Katy Perry. It’s just me: Kristen (mutha-effing) Wiig. No, I didn’t just come off a massively huge summer with Bridesmaids or dominate the past few seasons of SNL (where we are like Melrose Place without the murder - that is, until you showed up). Nope, I did none of that. I am just here, to offer myself up to you, during your monologue to make you look funnier than you are. It’s all good though. I happen to like whipped cream canisters on my boobs and blue hair on my head. Oh? What’s that? We have to make a lesbian innuendo later? Sure… that’s cool. That’s not totally obvious or anything. Oh by the way, your new hair makes you look like Kate Gosselin. Yup, I said it.