Barbara Walters confuses fascinating with obnoxious for her annual special, “Most Fascinating People of 2011”. Airing tonight, this year’s profiles include:
Less annoying profiles are Katy Perry, Pippa Middleton and Modern Family’s Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson.
Oh hey, Katy Perry. It’s just me: Kristen (mutha-effing) Wiig. No, I didn’t just come off a massively huge summer with Bridesmaids or dominate the past few seasons of SNL (where we are like Melrose Place without the murder - that is, until you showed up). Nope, I did none of that. I am just here, to offer myself up to you, during your monologue to make you look funnier than you are. It’s all good though. I happen to like whipped cream canisters on my boobs and blue hair on my head. Oh? What’s that? We have to make a lesbian innuendo later? Sure… that’s cool. That’s not totally obvious or anything. Oh by the way, your new hair makes you look like Kate Gosselin. Yup, I said it.
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