Now might be a good time for January Jones to capitalize on a few hot topics:
Present an oral argument to the Supreme Court on healthcare.
Promote the upcoming release of What To Expect When You’re Expecting even though she isn’t in it.
Pull a Gwyneth and release a book not ghost-written by Gwyneth Paltrow’s ghost-writer, Julia Turshen.
Other topics of conversation:
- Mad Men mommy tips (and the mothers who ignore them)
- The Hunger Games (essential vitamins)
I have some guesses…
Is it George Clooney? Is it Oprah? Is it Tiger Woods? Is it Qaddafi? He’s dead, so there’s no consequences in telling the truth now, if it is Qaddafi. Is it Hitler? Did you take a time machine back to World War II and sleep with Hitler? Because unless you did, there is no need for all of this secrecy.
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