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![Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ marriage, by the numbers
[via Jezebel]
Cost of the Kardashian wedding: $10 million, henceforth referred to as 1 Kardashian
Amount Kim and Kris made on their wedding, through various media partnerships: $18 million, or 1.8 Kardashians
Cost of the Khloe Kardashian/Lamar Odom wedding: $1 million, or 0.1 Kardashian (sorry Khloe)
Cost per day of the Kardashian/Humphries marriage, according to TMZ: $138,888 (this is just wedding costs — who knows how much they were spending on rent, butt-exfoliants, and other necessaries)
Average cost of first three months of marriage counseling: $1200
Odds that the Kardashian/Humphries marriage would end before the NBA season started, as given by BetOnLine.com: slightly better than 50/50
GDP of the island nation of Niue: $10 million, or 1 Kardashian
Cost of Kim’s wedding earrings: $5 million
Cost of cubic zirconia replicas of Kim’s earrings, available at Eve’s Addiction: $48
Amount People reportedly paid for exclusive wedding photos: $2.5 million
Current cost of issue of People containing wedding photos, on eBay: $5.99, or 5.99 × 10 - 7 Kardashians
Cost of Kim’s wedding headpiece, which kind of looks like the one the princess wore in The Neverending Story: $2.5 million
Total domestic gross of The Neverending Story: $20 million, or 2 Kardashians
US national debt, in Kardashians: 1,493,957.56
US median household income, as of 2009: $50,221, or 0.005 Kardashians (this is also the amount Kim was paid to have a bachelorette party at a Vegas nightclub)
US median home value, 2005-2009: $185,400, or 0.0185 Kardashians
Amount Kris Humphries lost by investing in a hedge fund that did not exist: $100,000, or 0.01 Kardashian
Currency used by Star Trek alien race the Cardassians: the lek
Actual currency used by the country of Albania: the lek
Cost of the Kardashian wedding in leks: 1,008,728,203.49
Average yearly salary in Albania, 2010: $3,984, or 0.0004 Kardashians
Number of Keeping Up With the Kardashians stars who are currently unmarried: Four
Based on current trends, year in which media will be completely dominated by Kardashian marriages and divorces: 2021
Date of end of world, based on above: 2021](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltzsbbrCWp1qanm80o1_500.jpg)
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ marriage, by the numbers
[via Jezebel]
Cost of the Kardashian wedding: $10 million, henceforth referred to as 1 Kardashian
Amount Kim and Kris made on their wedding, through various media partnerships: $18 million, or 1.8 Kardashians
Cost of the Khloe Kardashian/Lamar Odom wedding: $1 million, or 0.1 Kardashian (sorry Khloe)
Cost per day of the Kardashian/Humphries marriage, according to TMZ: $138,888 (this is just wedding costs — who knows how much they were spending on rent, butt-exfoliants, and other necessaries)
Average cost of first three months of marriage counseling: $1200
Odds that the Kardashian/Humphries marriage would end before the NBA season started, as given by BetOnLine.com: slightly better than 50/50
GDP of the island nation of Niue: $10 million, or 1 Kardashian
Cost of Kim’s wedding earrings: $5 million
Cost of cubic zirconia replicas of Kim’s earrings, available at Eve’s Addiction: $48
Amount People reportedly paid for exclusive wedding photos: $2.5 million
Current cost of issue of People containing wedding photos, on eBay: $5.99, or 5.99 × 10 - 7 Kardashians
Cost of Kim’s wedding headpiece, which kind of looks like the one the princess wore in The Neverending Story: $2.5 million
Total domestic gross of The Neverending Story: $20 million, or 2 Kardashians
US national debt, in Kardashians: 1,493,957.56
US median household income, as of 2009: $50,221, or 0.005 Kardashians (this is also the amount Kim was paid to have a bachelorette party at a Vegas nightclub)
US median home value, 2005-2009: $185,400, or 0.0185 Kardashians
Amount Kris Humphries lost by investing in a hedge fund that did not exist: $100,000, or 0.01 Kardashian
Currency used by Star Trek alien race the Cardassians: the lek
Actual currency used by the country of Albania: the lek
Cost of the Kardashian wedding in leks: 1,008,728,203.49
Average yearly salary in Albania, 2010: $3,984, or 0.0004 Kardashians
Number of Keeping Up With the Kardashians stars who are currently unmarried: Four
Based on current trends, year in which media will be completely dominated by Kardashian marriages and divorces: 2021
Date of end of world, based on above: 2021
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