Also, this happened. (04/05/12: The day Beyonce took over the Internet.)

Beyonce.tumblr.com.

Bey vs. Jessica: Who did pregnant better?

Length of pregnancy:

• Bey - Roughly five months [timeline]
• Jessica - Going on two years [timeline]

Maternity style: 

• Bey - Slimming jumpsuits, cushy bumps, “Glamzilla”
• Jessica - Flowy dresses, pumps, the pregnant “Rachel Zoe“ 

Food cravings:

• Bey - Bananas dipped in ketchup, oreos, ginger beer
• Jessica - Pop Tarts, Cap’n Crunch, sugar

Baby’s daddy:

• Bey - Hova
• Jessica - Eric Johnson

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helloblueivycarter:

Beyoncé Holding Baby Blue

Parents launching Twitters for your children, you’re not trying hard enough. Note the fingernails are colored blue ivy.

Shut it down. Shut down the Internet: Blue Ivy Carter has arrived.

The Beyonce Fly. “It was the unique dense golden hairs on the fly’s abdomen that led me to name this fly in honor of the performer,” says the Australian Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization’s Bryan Lessard. But it also gave him “the chance to demonstrate the fun side of taxonomy — the naming of species.” The Scaptia (Plinthina) was collected in 1981, the year Beyonce was born. [buzz]