The Good & Bad Of Kimye’s Pregnancy: 

The Good: One of the most prolific hip-hop artists is reproducing, passing those sometimes-genius genes onto a new generation.
The Bad: The other half of its genes will consist of a Kardashian cocktail.

The Good: More Kanye on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”
The Bad: The completely unnecessary but totally-happening “Kimye Birthing Special” on the E! Network.

The Good: The conspiracy theories about the pregnancy.
The Bad: The realization that it’s still going to happen. 

The Good: Fat Kim.
The Bad: The humanized and emotionally-identifiable Fat Kim and subsequent maternity line. 

The Good: At least it’s not a Hilton reproduction. 
The Bad: It’s still a Kardashian: The Next Generation. 

The Good: All the Beyonce shade.
The Bad: All the Kris Jenner support and “Mom of the Year” bullsh*t.

The Good: Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Remixes of Kanye West.
The Bad: The Kanye West baby-love concept album.

The Good: The Kanye West Instagram account.
The Bad: All the pics of Kim’s growing stomach. 

The Good: Kanye grabbing the mic and interrupting himself during shows…
The Bad: …to profess his love for Kim.  

The Good: The Kanye West kids and babies fashion line.
The Bad: The Kanye West kids and babies fashion line. 

The Good: A distraction from Jessica Simpson’s 5-year-long pregnancy.
The Bad: That distraction is Kim Kardashian and her pregnancy cravings. 

The Good: The Mayans got the date wrong.
The Bad: It turns out it’s Kim’s due date. 

Here’s to the next 9 months!

M.I.A. | Baby (Produced by William Orbit)

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Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are expecting their first child. [via]

(I hope they have a girl and that girl falls in love with one of Amy and Will’s two sons and then has a baby, creating the most super-comedic offspring ever.)

Finally!!! (Seriously, I already feel twenty pounds lighter.)

Sorry - I’m not sorry, I’m just really excited about Thursday.

The heir(ess) apparent is named Blue. Thanks GOOP.