surisburnbook:

According to reports, Vivienne Jolie-Pitt will play the child version of Princess Aurora (AKA Briar Rose, AKA Sleeping Beauty) in Maleficent.

You know, when I first read this, I was filled with jealousy. If anyone should be playing a Disney princess, it’s me. I’m basically an expert. But upon further thought, I’m just amused.

Watching a Jolie-Pitt try to play someone (A) beautiful and (B) capable of lying still for long periods of time is going to be hilarious. I know this movie is supposed to be Sleeping Beauty retold from the villain’s perspective, but it’s an interesting risk to make Aurora a straight-up gnome.

More ReplaceFace: Regal Ladies.

I think Angelina Jolie just #legbombed Archer (S03E10).

A nipple, a mustache and a leg walk into a bar… Jennifer Lopez, Bradley Cooper and Angelina Jolie’s respective body parts (aka the Oscars’ scene-stealers) have all joined twitter: 

@JLosNipple 
@CoopersMustache
@AngiesRightLeg

She stole your man and she’ll steal your star too. [inspiration] [h/t]