Rihanna Versus Kim.
Opening Weekend Box Office: $25.3 million
Total Lines of Dialogue: 68
Total Word Count: 318
Best Line of Dialogue: “Mahalo, motherfu-“
Acting Review: “What you might not foresee is that Rihanna, playing a weapons expert, doesn’t embarrass herself as an actress; she neither hits the heights of Mariah Carey in Precious, nor the depths of Carey in Glitter.”
Opening Weekend Box Office: $22.3 million
Total Lines of Dialogue: 53
Total Word Count: 599
Best Line of Dialogue: ”That’s not makeup. That’s makedown.”
Acting Review: “…thoroughly repugnant, like Judith’s shallow, clothes-obsessed co-worker (Kim Kardashian, whose monotonous line readings demonstrate that she saved her real acting talents for her sex tape).”
There is an authority to this character that I feel I have because I’ve been doing this a long time. There’s also an insecurity underneath that authority, and that’s something I’m very comfortable with. I don’t feel that secure, you know.
“I live on another planet, fortunately, and we do things differently there.”
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