The Best Lindsay Lohan Quotes (re: Here Is What Happens When You Cast Lindsay Lohan In Your Movie)
“C’mon, Paul. That won’t happen.”
“Well, it’s nothing like going to jail, I can tell you that.”
“How about Jared?” … “No, Jared Leto.”
“When it’s done, I want to go somewhere far away, maybe Africa. Uganda?”
“Sorry, Paul, I guess you’ll have to fire me again.”
“I hope you got my triple chin on that one. That shot was hideous.”
“That’s unprofessional to treat your director like that. Just very disrespectful.”
“I’ve got one assistant passed out at my house and the other one in the Palisades saying he wants to hang himself. Life’s great.”
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