My favorite graph from Libby Gelman-Waxner’s latest column for Entertainment Weekly:

My favorite singing show is still The Voice, but only because of the rotating chairs that make the judges look as if they’re about to get mani-pedis on a transatlantic flight. And is it just my imagination, or has wallowing in those starship Enterprise Barcaloungers been encouraging several of the judges, even the ordinarily rock-star-scrawny Adam Levin, to gain weight? I’ve also been wondering if the Supreme Court might begin using those chairs, so they could listen to legal arguments regarding prisoners on death row and then dramatically decide whether to push a glowing button and swoop around, declaring, “Guilty! I just wasn’t feeling it!”