In Hanks-related news:
Tom Hanks is set to make his broadway debut playing Daily News columnist Mike McAlary. But when he’s not making waves on the broadway he’s sexting his wife Rita. “He also sends me pictures from his phone all day,” she told Parade.
Speaking of musically-inclined Hanks family members, Chet Hanks err Haze as he’s known in the rap world, posted a controversial tweet about suicide. Basically, he’s not down with it. Sorry Chet, but we’re not down with you trivializing bullying and suicide. Here’s a pro-tip: stick to half-naked pics of yourself.
And not to be forgotten: Colin Hanks. He still does stuff. Right?