Fox v. The Lorax. In an effort to demonstrate how it’s the biggest kid on the playground, the news network took on yet another children’s movie. Lou Dobbs went on the offensive saying that The Lorax “is once again trying to indoctrinate our children" and that it is "demonizing the 1% and espousing green energy policies.” Matt Patrick even chimed in, saying that the movie “is creating Occu-toddlers.” Boom. Occupy the sandbox!
Yet no one at is concerned about the sexual imagery of Zac Efron, the idol of a thousand little Occu-tweens, dropping a condom on the red carpet. Where’s the outrage there? He was practically promoting safe sex! I’m disappointed Megyn Kelly hasn’t rallied the “Parents Outraged At Everything” group and called for Lorax’s head.

Fox v. The Lorax. In an effort to demonstrate how it’s the biggest kid on the playground, the news network took on yet another children’s movie. Lou Dobbs went on the offensive saying that The Loraxis once again trying to indoctrinate our children" and that it is "demonizing the 1% and espousing green energy policies.” Matt Patrick even chimed in, saying that the movie “is creating Occu-toddlers.” Boom. Occupy the sandbox!

Yet no one at is concerned about the sexual imagery of Zac Efron, the idol of a thousand little Occu-tweens, dropping a condom on the red carpet. Where’s the outrage there? He was practically promoting safe sex! I’m disappointed Megyn Kelly hasn’t rallied the “Parents Outraged At Everything” group and called for Lorax’s head.

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    I’d like to see Bill O’Reilly take a stab at this
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    Oh. God forbid.
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    This picture is from “TotallyLooksLike,” right?
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    Than don’t take your kids to see it. It’s that simple. I don’t throw a bitch fit every time a movie with Christian...
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    well it’s from the 70s and it’s relevant enough to make a comeback. if you’ve been demonized for 40 years without...
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    hahahahaha
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    More proof that Fox needs to sort out it’s priorities, aka. be less cray-cray
  24. deliberatepace said: And then, of course, there’s what we can glean from the telltale gold wrapper…
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    If Fox News thinks it can attack the fucking Lorax, then they’re fucking stupid. The Lorax is THE BEST fucking Dr. Seuss...
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