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I'm With Kanye

A gonzo approach to pop culture, news and politics

January 15, 2012

Acceptance Speech Drinking Game. An update. [rules]

Nth Degree Commercial Break:
Best actor (comedy) - Matt LeBlanc - 2 drinks (family)
Best supporting actress - Octavia Spencer - 0 drinks (really Octavia, no funny anecdote - just a written speech?!?)
Cecil B. DeMille - Morgan Freeman - 6 drinks (anecdote, funny anecdote) I wish we could count Morgan’s dialect as an accent
Best director - Martin Scorsese - 4 drinks (anecdote, family)
Best series (comedy) - Modern Family - 8 drinks (funny anecdote, foreign language) Someone totally planned that - having Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara on the same stage together. [seriously]
Best actor (comedy) - Jean Dujardin - 10 drinks (funny anecdote, family, foreign language - slipped in at the end, grrr)
Best actress (drama) - Meryl Streep - 88 drinks (that fucking bitch)
Best actor (drama) - George Clooney - 2 drinks (nominees)
Best film (comedy) - The Artist - 4 drinks (played off by music)

[more drinks]