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January 12, 2012
Acceptance Speech 101. Reads more like an award show drinking game. [image] INCLUDE: Cussing (Finish your drink) DON’T INCLUDE: God (Drink 1) INCLUDE: A good anecdote (Drink 2, or 4 for a funny one - see below) DON’T INCLUDE: Thank-yous to your agent and publicist (Drink 1 for every mention) INCLUDE: Humor (Drink 3, or 4 if it’s from Meryl Streep) DON’T INCLUDE: Time wasted on the conductor (The Julia Roberts Rule - Drink 2 for every comment)  COULD GO EITHER WAY: Crying (Drink your tears)

Acceptance Speech 101. Reads more like an award show drinking game. [image]

INCLUDE: Cussing (Finish your drink)

DON’T INCLUDE: God (Drink 1)

INCLUDE: A good anecdote (Drink 2, or 4 for a funny one - see below)

DON’T INCLUDE: Thank-yous to your agent and publicist (Drink 1 for every mention)

INCLUDE: Humor (Drink 3, or 4 if it’s from Meryl Streep)

DON’T INCLUDE: Time wasted on the conductor (The Julia Roberts Rule - Drink 2 for every comment) 

COULD GO EITHER WAY: Crying (Drink your tears)

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