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December 9, 2011
According to Publishers Weekly, ‘Microwave For One’ is the worst book ever. But honestly, based on the customer reviews, it’s just the most tragic:  “After the divorce” by Benjamin L. Hamilton After the divorce my diet consisted primarily of uncooked ramen and whiskey. Occasionally I wondered aloud if I’d ever have another home cooked meal again. Then I discovered “Microwave for One” and everything changed. My favorite chapters were: Chapter 1: Plugging in your Microwave and You Chapter 4: How to Wait 3 Minutes Chapter 11 [BONUS CHAPTER]: Eating with Cats In closing, I give this book 2 thumbs up (and a paw!). Thanks Sonia Allison! “Buy this book, or don’t, I don’t care anymore” by Michael Pemulis It used to be that I got home from work and the only thing I’d want to put in my mouth was the cold barrel of my grandfather’s shotgun. Then I discovered Sonia Allison’s Chicken Tetrazzini, and now there are two things.

According to Publishers Weekly, ‘Microwave For One’ is the worst book ever. But honestly, based on the customer reviews, it’s just the most tragic: 

“After the divorce” by Benjamin L. Hamilton

After the divorce my diet consisted primarily of uncooked ramen and whiskey. Occasionally I wondered aloud if I’d ever have another home cooked meal again.

Then I discovered “Microwave for One” and everything changed.

My favorite chapters were:

Chapter 1: Plugging in your Microwave and You

Chapter 4: How to Wait 3 Minutes

Chapter 11 [BONUS CHAPTER]: Eating with Cats

In closing, I give this book 2 thumbs up (and a paw!). Thanks Sonia Allison!

“Buy this book, or don’t, I don’t care anymore” by Michael Pemulis

It used to be that I got home from work and the only thing I’d want to put in my mouth was the cold barrel of my grandfather’s shotgun. Then I discovered Sonia Allison’s Chicken Tetrazzini, and now there are two things.
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    Wondering what to get me for Christmas?
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    This has to be one of the funniest things i’ve ever read XD
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    I’d buy it.
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    LOL WHY
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    LOL MAO XD perfect christmas gift for every single crazy cat ladies/blokes out there? XD lol… If i were to get this i...
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  15. mimemorybox said: “And now there are two things”.. DEAD!
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  17. pikachuears said: I laughed way too hard at those reviews. Now going to read more.

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