August 2011
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July 2011
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Notes from last night
Plaid is the new black.
A gay man will never out-sass a black woman.
‘Gay People Time” is officially two hours after the party’s start time.
An orchid is the gay man’s flower.
Hosting a house warming party is the fastest way to fill up your wine rack.
Swamp-ass is an epidemic.
House tours are best given in small groups. Any over five and you’re bound to lose...
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Christmas in July.
ROOMMATE 1: Gurl, what you up to?
ROOMMATE 2: Oh nuthin. Just ironing some clothes and listening to Christmas music.
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I say we put the keys under the door and walk away
[debt ceiling solutions]
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Emotions are officially on shut down.
Sorry gays, this guy has no tears for fears for anyone anymore.
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mother eff'r
my job and breaking news! brb, pushing around dirty secrets about energy reports. yupp! someone have a drink ready for me when i’m done.
[insert appropriate archer gif here]
[mother eff’r in no way directed at my favorite new follower, mother jones]
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I have a trntbl?!
nailtipflips replied to your audio post: Countdown | Beyonce [i just discovered a ‘new’ b…
your trntbl is the best. We have a lot of the same tastes in music…i’ve been listening to it all week.
thx nails!
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The Daily Show’s Mo Rocca Comes Out →
Mo Rocca
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BREAKING: Rick Perry has ditched trademark cowboy... →
[via Think Progress]
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“Dean did show up to deliver the opening prayer at the Minnesota House wearing a...”
– Anti-gay heavy-metal minister Bradlee Dean is suing Rachel Maddow—who should be on Tumblr—for $50 million for, among other things, making fun of his physical appearance. What’s there to make fun of? (via motherjones)
aatombomb:
jasencomstock:
nebraska-admiral:
Hi, I’m 27 years old and still afraid of the telephone.
Im 32 and terrified of it, so?
For me, it’s more loathing than fear.
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breadFAIL
ME: You made brown bread?
IRISH (Co-worker): Bran bread.
ME: Oh, bran bread?
IRISH: No, brown bread.
ME: That's what I said.
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8 things you ought to know about Rick Perry →
Perry is not George Bush.
It’s not a big deal that Perry was once a Democrat.
Perry is cannier than you think he is.
Texas is not a “weak governor” state.
Perry is not a male hair model.
Perry is from the middle of nowhere.
Perry is an Aggie.
Don’t discount the luck factor.
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Research shows that conservative white males are...
The Guardian reports the demographic was more than twice as likely than other adults to say the media exaggerated seriousness of climate change.
I feel like there is a right wing, GOP, Fox News joke in here somewhere.
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Michele Bachmann vows to ban teleprompters from... →
motherjones:
Whoops!
“I know you’re not used to seeing a president without Teleprompters,” she told an Iowa crowd. “But I’m just here to tell you President O’Bach — President Bachmann will not have teleprompters in the White House.”
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-24) →
Gym Class Heroes (7)
Cee Lo Green (7)
Florence + The Machine (6)
Kanye West (4)
Carter Tanton (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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